The morning after - Noel fielding X male reader

The morning after

Bottles on the floor, the bodies of unknown people strewn across the floor. The unmistakable smell of puke and alcohol hanging in the air.
Obviously there was a party at the fielding household last night.
If you moved on in to the dining room the effects on your senses would strengthen.
The stench of alcohol would become almost unbearable due to the liquid slowly drying on the laminate flooring and the sound of soft snoring filled the large room.
If you moved further through the house you would see something the tabloids would love.
The famous Noel fielding in bed with a dainty young man tucked under his arm.
But you're not going to tell anyone, are you.