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*the kubs find a book of pickup lines and randomly decide to read it*

Monosuke, reading: "I'll speak French between your legs." One of the hottest things I've ever heard, not gonna lie.

Monokid: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis

Monophanie: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Monotaro: TITTY CROISSANTS—

Monosuke: ...none of you should ever be having sex.

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