"Get over yourself pretty boy"

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16TH JULY 2014

Jo Raven:

"Oh come on!"  Megan practically screamed at me. 

"Yeah girl, seriously?" Her, non-identical, twin sister Lucy, questioned as she sauntered back into my living room juggling multiple forms of snack foods in her slender arms. 

She better have Pop Tarts in that pile or I will scream. The main reason to me agreeing to holding this sleepover was for the snacks involved to be honest.

"Guys, it's not that big of a deal" I replied barely glancing back at them shoving more salted popcorn into my trap and keeping my eye line on my tv, which was currently playing Thelma and Louise. One of the best movies of all time if you ask me. 

"NOT A BIG DEAL?! Not a big deal she says!! Are you guys hearing this shit?" Lizzie fired back.

"Lizzie your one of my best friends, the Betty to my Veronica, the Max to my Eleven, the Sonny to my Selena, HECK the Thelma to my Louise but I will 100% kick you out of my flat if you create any more ruckus than you have already." I explained. 

"Fine, but can you just explain to me how you and your fucked up lil' mind thinks that Ross and Rachel were on a break!!" 

And we're off ladies and gents...

"Gheez, if i have to..." I groaned as I twisted my body from leaning against my sofa to facing the group of my, may I add, crazy best friends. 

"Right so..." I continued, putting down the huge sharing bowl of popcorn "Let's just say, hypothetically, that their roles were reversed..." I said adding emphasis to hypothetically.

"Okay..." Megan said tentatively like I was a goddamn bomb about to explode.

 I don't really blame her for that since my track record of trying not to get heated in the many debates we've had over the years is not straight A's. My temper can be temperamental sometimes...okay, maybe all the time, but when my friends begin an argument they know by now that we could be there all night discussing it.

"Ross called the time out or break or whatever you wanna call it and Rachel is the one that got sleazy drunk at a bar and decided to sleep with this random dude...are you sure you wouldn't show any bias towards Rachel because she's one of us?" 

"She may have a valid point there..." 

"LUCY!" the rest of the girls heads whipped around as they practically scolded a very scared looking Lucy. 

"Girlies, you can't honestly say that if Rachel had done it we wouldn't be digging for excuses to somehow bring it back around to blame Ross for something he supposedly did." 

I'm going to have to remind myself to thank Lucy for that later because I had no idea where I was going with that argument. Megan and Lizzie both slowly began to nod their heads and just when I thought it was over and I could finally rip into my box of Pop Tarts there was a loud buzzing sound coming from my front door. 

"UGH!" I groaned as I pushed myself up from my somehow comfy spot on my living room floor. 

I trudged my way out of my living room dragging half of my Wizards of Waverley Place blanket that I've had since I was 12 along on the ground behind me as I began to reach the front door. Don't judge me, didn't we all go through a "I wanna be Alex Russo" phase? 

I pressed the intercom and shouted "GO AWAY!" 

"Oh well that's nice and polite, I could've been anyone you know!" My best friend, practically brother, Alex shouted up through the speaker. 

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