the perks of instagram | pjm

7.

DADDY KOOK:
jiwoopsies, julia.kim, itsdawon, onlychaerin, goldengukk

jiwoopsies:
ffs i fucking told you to change the damn group name you fucking piece of shit jungkook

juliaa.kim:
he says, i quote, "i am the definition of daddy material. dawon can't fucking relate."

itsdawon:
don't fucking bring me into this.

onlychaerin:
daddy material? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

jiwoopsies:
he meant "only for justin bieber material"

juliaa.kim:
*remembers when he was obsessed with justin*

onlychaerin:
my ult ship forever and always

goldengukk:
oh my god can you guys not-

jiwoopsies:
i'm justin seagull *squats*

onlychaerin:
justin is oppar i love him so much 😍😍✊🏼

juliaa.kim:
i have a justin bieber cardboard cutout that i hug to sleep 😍🙌🏼

goldengukk:
you guys better fucking stop or ill drive out of the parking lot and leave you guys

jiwoopsies:
fine by me.

onlychaerin:
^

juliaa.kim:
^^

itsdawon:
^^^

goldengukk:
wtf you guys. what happened to love?

goldengukk:
julia i literally picked you up and brought you there. how dare you 😡

julia.kim:
🤷🏻‍♀️

goldengukk:
traitor

goldengukk:
dawon what happened to our bro code im-

itsdawon:
gone when you didn't call me daddy material.

goldengukk:
we were supposed to be a team you fucker.

itsdawon:
i guess we just weren't meant to be.

goldengukk:
im-

goldengukk:
i feel so attacked.

jiwoopsies:
hurry up. the food is here

goldengukk:
cominggjfjdh 💗

jiwoopsies:
you're an idiot.

•••

"yo, you fuckers, we have arrived."

i turned around to find jungkook barging into the cafe while julia followed behind him, lowering her head most likely in shame.