There was this dude named Jimin. Jimin like Yoongi. Except Yoongey was the CEO of his mafia corporation. Jimin was just an intern. But the thing is that they've known each other when they were kids. But Yoongi left because of something with his father's "business". So one day Yoongi flew all the way to Shagulei to "see" the juicy jiboodi, aka Jimin. Yoongi knocked on boodi's door. When Jimin opened the door, Yoongi exclaimed, "surprise mothafudger". Jimin squealed with excitement. He even peed his pants. "OH MY GOSH YOONGI YOU CAME BACK OWHHH MAIIIII GOSHSHSHHSHSHS" Yoongi said "I know bih." Jimin said confusedly "Why are you cussing so much, your asian." Yoongi then shot Jimin in the butt. Jimin screamed, then howled. "AHHHHHH YOONGIIIIIIII" Yoongi then felt bad for ever joining the mafia. He offered to take Jimin to the hospital, since his screaming sounded very off. Jimin agreed and
they both went to Yomama Hospital. A friendly nurse greeted them. "What's wrong?" "THERES SOMETHING STUCK IN ME" yelled Jimin. The three went to the er room and examined his butt. "Theree definitely something stuck in ur butt. We need to deeply examine and get whatever it is out." Jimin was then put on anesthesia. ...THIRTY MINUTES LATER... Yoongi asked, "is everything ok, doctor?" The doctor replied, "yes, I will show you what we pulled out of his anal." He picked up a jar of something absolutely disgusting. It was the tip of Yoongi's ____. Yoongi replied "wow, I didnt even notice. I'll go die in a hole now. Bye."
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