FOR LONDON [1: TOM HOLLAND]

CHAPTER TWO

mar
iris

iris
maria

mar
I can't sleep ))):

iris
oh no shoot )):
I can
goodnight!

mar
oh wow you're gonna be that bitch huh

iris
:)))
jk ily
what's up dumbass

mar
I can'T SLEEP

iris
yeah man I got that but WHY

mar
I opened youtube

iris
oh bro there was your first mistake

mar
and like whoa
people have hella conspiracies about who the three boys are

iris
oof
sounds super rough

mar
it is!
like it wasn't meant to go off like THIS

iris
mar that SUCKS but hey!
here's an idea

mar
yeah ??

iris
yeAH!
go to sleep
and then you won't be thinking about it anymore ((:

mar
I fucking HATE u

iris
I'm glad!
I aim to please

mar
hi glad, I'm maria
nice to meet you

iris
c'mon man though like ofc there were gonna be theories
can you seriously tell me that you weren't expecting people to dig a little ??

mar
I really really wasn't

iris
hOW

mar
I didn't think anyone cared lmao

iris
brat oF COURSE they do
ur great

mar
🤧💘 that's true I am

iris
besides you LIVE on the internet how did you not consider that this would happen

mar
idk :////

iris
oh well!
too late now!
the theories are out there, mar
ooooOOH
who do you think they'll figure out first??
my money's on tom
he'll probs accidentally reveal it himself

mar
nO
his stans will come after me

iris
sounds exciting!
12/10 can't wait

mar
this wasn't the supportive conversation I wanted

iris
welcome to the real world bby
it's shitty and you're gonna have to deal w that

mar
no I'm gonna live in my little dream bubble for a while thank you
also c'mon be real they're gonna figure out jake first
he's not subtle

iris
you encourage him
you make him that way
you ruined that sweet boy

mar
I mean that's not not true

iris
you're not even sorry about it either

mar
not at all!
but dude oh my god
you should SEE some of these theories
they're insane

iris
you know what else is insane?

mar
what

iris
the feeling you get after a good full night's sleep!!

mar
dude wtf the fuck this one links me up to the illuminati
how do they always find a way to do that

iris
because they've probably been awake for 27 hours like some other head ass I know

mar
I don't think you used that right :/

iris
what a shame!
I don't care :/

mar
damn okay
I see how it is

iris
would you look at that
there IS a first time for everything!

mar
but eH enough about little old mE and how the internet has me more fucked up than usual
how's your night been??

iris
my what?

mar
night!

iris
yes
goodnight! :))

mar
damn that was clever
fuck u
but also sleep well ily 💝💕💘💘💓💖💗💞💖💖💕

iris
iris gifted you an audiobook!

bye!!

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