【SIDE-NOTE— this is after the game, the trolls migrated to earth and live there now and are still learning human ways, so dave is helping them.】
【SHIPS— erisol, davekat, arafef, scourgecest, rosemary】
【SIDE-SIDE-SIDE-NOTE— if things are in》《 that means it's a video, if things are in 〔〕its a photo
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FUCKU// Karkat
CRONCHI// Eridan
HACKERMAN// Sollux
SPIDERSgrr// Vriska
ARAI// Aradia
FEFFY// Feferi
T-POSEREZI// Terezi
URMOMGAY// Dave
LILACWITCH// Rose
MOMMAKANKAN// Kanaya
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≧URMOMGAY has started a chat!
URMOMGAY» suh everyone, as you can see you been given some sick nasty human devices these are call phones you can text on them kind of like those troll computer thingy's y'all have
URMOMGAY» Eridan why's your name Cronchi
CRONCHI» cause John said that wword to me once and it wwas funny to me and I literally havve no fuckin idea wwhy
HACKERMAN» mmmMMMMMMMMMM
C R O N C H Y
CRONCHI» i'm cryin stop please wwhy is that wword so funny
URMOMGAY» idfk but it makes me...uncomfortable
URMOMGAY» TEREZI I FUCKIN
H A T E YOU AND I
H A T E YOUR NAME platonically
T-POSEREZI» h3h3 >:)
CRONCHI» t-pose to assert your
D O M I N A N C E
HACKERMAN» ii already diid the two you tho
URMOMGAY» ...
CRONCHI» sigh
ARAI» I hate this and it hasn't even started
FEFFY» ^
ARAI» k it g0t better n0w y0ur here
FEFY» )(-e)(-e <3
HACKERMAN» ewww get a room
HACKERMAN» hey eriidan can you 2end me a22 piic2 on DM?
CRONCHI» hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnommmmmmmm
MOMMAKANKAN» SOLLUX
HACKERMAN» fuckiing 2hiit
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「homestuck vines&crack」
RandomEridan: F E F THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING! Feferi: -Erifis)( you'r-e on t)(-e TV stand 380 Eridan: *is crouching ontop of a TV stand* WWAHHHHH
