Card against Humanity

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BlazeChu: I dare you to play cards against Humanity C:

Me: I GOTS THE CARDS!! C:

Jeff: I GOT THE .....

Ben: .....I got myself C:

Me: Cx Let's play !!

Alright!! The black cards will be in bold and the answers will be in italics

You have my sword. And my Bow. And my _____

Ben: Balls!

Jeff and me: fine you get the point!!!

Ben: YAYAYAY C:

Maybe she's born with it, Maybe its ___,_

Me: Golden Showers :D

Jeff: Expecting  a burp

Ben: rape

Daddy why is mommy crying?

Ben: my humps ;)

Jeff: The glass ceiling -_-

Me: dirty nappies C:

For my next trick I will pull ____ out of ______

Ben: A child's heart, a vagina

Jeff: ..... Ben that's completely disgusting -__-

Me: Hope, tiny horse :D

Open the doors of a church and see____

Jeff: cooler of organs ^-^

Me: A tiny midget shitting in a bucket aka BEN

Ben: HEEEYY!! D:

______ Is the most emo

Jeff: .....Mime having stroke

Ben: ....hot potato

Me: BUT I LIKE POTATOES!!!

Jeff: No you like DORITOS!!

Me: Yea.... UNTIL BEN TOOK THEM AWAY!! so now I'm addicted to potatoes. * eats a potato *

Ben: Hehe WHATEVS!!

all of us: BAIIII!! :D

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