EVEN MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS

So, I had an idea.

So my mom and I were watching CNN and Rick Santorum was on. So she brought up a story where the first thing that came up when you searched him was the urban dictionary definition of "Santorum" which was named after his homophobic tendencies. And, seeing as I feel SUPER WEIRD TALKING ABOUT IT, I'll just link it in the comments. But as I scrolled through urban dictionary's "Trending RN" section, I thought of maybe doing an URBAN DICTIONARY'S TRENDING RN SECTION. Where I try to find something that wont make me want to crawl into a hole with a rabid dingo when I talk about it. So yeah, expect that at the bottom. But for the record in the next book I'm just gonna put the top 5 words... no matter what... because why not... But for now it's a paraphrased version of my top 5 that are appropriate.

1- Calling Dinosaurs: The act of loudly vomiting, usually after profuse amounts of drinking alcohol

5- Bullshot: The entirety of the ad campaign for No Man's Sky. AKA When a video game uses fabricated screenshots for advertising making it look much better than it is.

17- Caucacity: Stereotypical white people stuff. In example, taking a Lyft to a Starbucks to break in your new Uggs while living in Malibu.

18- Did You Just Assume My Gender?: Yes, probably. A played out phrase used by dumbasses who cant just say, "Sorry, but I'm actually a so-and-so." Sorry if I'm offensive.

20- Plarp: The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blartposters "Don't Plarp his Bees!" 
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.