Police: Where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me.
Police: where's your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where's your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: Oh my god....
Me: SWAG!!! 😎
