[✓] 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳. . . l.fx + s.cb

chapter one!!

new message from an unknown number

(xxx)-xxx-xxx:
Hey cutie! ;)

this number isn't in your contacts, would you like to report it as a spam message?

Yes | No

would you like to add this number to your contacts?

Yes | No

random dude:
Hey cutie! ;)

me:
um... hi?

random dude:
Is this Taeha from the party?

me:
BAHAHSK
nah mate you got pLaYeD

random dude:
ah sorry then.

me:
nonono it's alright!
girlz r trash sometimes
but iM nOt tRaSh
well I am
but I'm meme trash Σ(゜゜)

random dude:
ah I'm alright really
not really interested in new friends

me:
now that is where you are WRONG my good fellow
Im gr8
I have memes
Stay for my memes
seen 4:30 pm

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me:
yOU DIDNT EVEN WANNA SEE MY MEMES?!?!?
YOU LEFT ME ON SEEN LAST NIGHT BEFORE I COULD BLESS YOU WITH MEMES?!???

hmm. you wanna play hard to get ;)))
well bitch I have no life so ofc I'm gonna run after this boy I don't even know the name of
im just a lonely gay meme page owner lemme Love u pal
seen 11:15 am

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me:
hey cutie ;)
went to the doctor today and he said I'm lacking some vitamin u ( ˘ ³˘)❤
...please respond I'm lonely ;-;
seen 3:37 am

Authors note—

hey my fellow crackheads!1!1 this story is uh not depressing and I'm probably gonna update this a lot because I have a lot of memes and I'm a #crackhead .. not really tho like.. no drugs fam..
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