What Have I Done -Aizawa (Chatfic)

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[Dad] reset everyone's names.

Aizawa: too confusing

Bakugou: wtf

Bakugou: all my hard work just went to waste

Aizawa: fite me

Bakugou: I would

Bakugou:

Bakugou: but you'd beat my ass

Aizawa: thank you peasant

Midoriya: :(

Aizawa: what's wrong child

Midoriya: I liked my old name dad

Aizawa: i don't give a fuck

[Aizawa] disabled nicknames.

Iida: Sensei That Is Very Inappropriate Language.

Aizawa: again, I don't give a fuck

Midoriya: what does that mean

Uraraka: nothing child

Kaminari: it's a bad word, so don't say it ok?

Midoriya: ok but what does it mean?

Bakugou: Fuck means to bang

Midoriya: so I could say "Kacchan! I've been fucking your door for five minutes!"

Kaminari: I m w h e e z I n g

Kirishima: s a m e

Mina: i m s c r e e n s h o t t i n g

Bakugou: Deku you can't fucking bang a door

Midoriya: yes you can! you have to it hard

Kaminari: WHEEZING I TELL YOU

Kirishima: oh I'll do it hard ;)

Mina: SCREENSHOT EVERYTHING

Midoriya: hm ok how about this

Midoriya: "Bakugou! Kirishima! Stop fucking on the table."

Kaminari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mina: I'm gonna peE mysElf

Midoriya: like you can bang on the table

Kaminari: THAT DOESNT FIX THE SENTENCE

Midoriya: why does it need to be fixed? I was just saying bang could also be used in the sentence

Mina: ok child

Iida: Midoriya That Is A Bad Word, Please, Stop Saying It.

Midoriya: why is it bad?

Iida: That Is Because It Refers To Banging, A Slang Word For Doing Something Highly Inappropriate.