"Daddy?"
"Yes. I am adopting you, Gon, your dad fucking sucks ass,"
"But leorioooo,"
"NO BUTTS, GON, YOU'RE MY CHILD NOW!"
"Fiiiiiiiiine, but Kurapika also calls you daddy, does that mean you adopted him too?"
*Kurapika in the background spitting out his water*
"GON- NO- OH MY LORD-"
"Killua told me to call him daddy though-"
*Killua in the background spitting out his water*
"I'm so confused.."
"Gon... just.. don't worry about it."
