Ryebread: what would you do if time froze for an entire day for everyone but you
Bren: like
Bren: a whole ass day
Ryebread: no see I said an entire day but really meant only two hours
Bren: ok shut up I'm an idiot
Bren: but honestly
Bren: I'd sit around bored as fuck all day cause there wouldn't be anything to do if no one else was doing shit
Bren: I'd literally just sit on my bed and wait for the day to be over
Ryebread: you say that like you don't do that anyways
Bren: ,,, ok again shut up
Ryebread: wait what if you could have one person who was unfrozen with you
Bren: well that depends on the person ;)
Ryebread: Anyone But Me
Bren: oh :(
Bren: I don't I guess I'd like
Bren: rob a bank or something
Bren: go to a mall and get those good ass pretzels for free
Ryebread: why wouldn't you do that alone ??
Bren: cause that's boring dummy
Ryebread: oh of course
Ryebread: also what pretzels ??
Bren: bruh
Bren: seriously ??
Ryebread: I haven't been to a mall in a long ass time ok
Bren: I don't remember the name but you're just gonna have to trust me on the fact that they're really good
Bren: they have some bomb ass lemonade too
Bren: I'm gonna take you to the mall and buy you some wait
Bren: get your ass to my house we're going to the mall
Ryebread: get in loser we're going shopping
Bren: uhmmmm no
Ryebread: oh :(
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Y'all I did something to my leg and now it hurts really bad to put any pressure on
Y'all already know I'm not gonna tell anyone that can do something about it tho, I'm just gonna suck it up and feel like I'm dying
It just hurts around my knee and it's hella annoying
It really sucks too cause it's my right leg that hurts and that's the one that gets all the pressure during marching band when we're either planted or at ease so :/
Guess I'll die :/I have a bio test tomorrow and I'm highkey bouta fail it but whatever I guess
Science has always been my worst subject so it's not surprising whoops
I mean I can't do worse than what one kid in my math class got on her test, a fucking 10/80
The highest class average was a 51, and he's blaming it on the fact that we don't study
Like no sis I can assure you that pretty much everyone studied, I've seen people in my class sitting at their lockers before school with the textbook in their face, in study hall trying to do practice problems, in the cafeteria after school with the damn books, literally in his fucking room trying to get help
and they still did shit
He's just a fucking terrible teacher
God he's my science teacher from last year all over again
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Ryden Hell: The Sequel
FanfictionB!: heyyyyy Ryebread: hey ? Ryebread: whomst B!: wow already forgot huh B!: here maybe this will help Bren!: ? Ryebread: oh my god Sequel to the shit storm that is Ryden Kik But this one actually has some semblance of a plot, a true miracle