JANUARY 1, 2014
"Eric! Aren't you seeing how cool this all looks?"
"It's just fireworks, Jacob. We get to see all of that literally every year."
"Dude, what is with you during New Year's eve all the time? You always get all weird."
"Weird?"
"I'll have to agree with Kevin on this one... You're one of the most energetic and enthusiastic people I know, but every time it's new year, it's like—"
"You're literally looking half dead, man."
"...right, thank you for that very necessary interruption, Kev."
"I have no idea where both of you are going with this."
"You know what, just... Whatever. Let's just go and eat whatever Eric's mom cooked for us!"
"Hey! Save some for me, smartass, my mom still cooked those! For me!"
"For us!"
"Screw you!"
