Hermione Granger. The president and only member of SPEW. Giving a very important message to the first and second year students. Can you imagine how that would go? I can't really, but I'll try. Here we go!
Hermione's P.O.V.
First and second years, they're easily influenced, right? Right. Well, I am going to take advantage of that and give them the speech of their lives.
Lallaa boring speech about hygiene and sanitation privileges for elves by Hermione and you can literally hear the students snoring and so on
Hahaha too bad for you gullible internet folk I'm too LAZY too write the rest so enjoy my shitload
