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matty 💞, lars 🇳🇴, bianca

lars 🇳🇴
i made a family groupchat

lars 🇳🇴 changed the group name to "amy pond deserved better".

matty 💞
true

sarina
i think you meant to add mila???

lars 🇳🇴
no time for fake hoes in this gc x
notice how antonio isn't here?

sarina added iron man to the group chat.

sarina
twat

iron man
me???

lars 🇳🇴
yes

sarina
no

lars 🇳🇴
yes

matty 💞
who's mila?

iron man
who tf is that

lars 🇳🇴
our sister u idiot

sarina
okay can we not call my boyfriend an idiot thanks

lars 🇳🇴
talking to tony
but yeah king (matthew) mila is our sister

iron man
matt smith is in our group chat?
matt smith is your boyfriend?
sources?

bianca
this is a fuster cluck

sarina
i'm the source

matty 💞
me too

lars 🇳🇴
me three
so that's three sources okay
apa format what u want?

iron man
nice to meet u matt smith
sorry ur like proper famous
none of our shows are emmy nominated

bianca
a golden globe is pretty fucking close come on bro

matty 💞
nice to meet you too
both of you formally
other than lars, since we've actually met before

lars 🇳🇴
thanks for signing my phone case

matty 💞
no problem

iron man
so matthew
what are your intentions with our sarina?

lars 🇳🇴

lars 🇳🇴swoosh

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lars 🇳🇴
swoosh

matty 💞
kind of a weird thing for a friend to ask
getting asked that question a lot this week actually?

lars 🇳🇴
omg did my dad ask?

sarina
yes

lars 🇳🇴
that is fucking hilarious love u dad

iron man
i'm just a concerned friend u know
gotta make sure my girl's okay

sarina
my taste in men ages like wine, okay :)

lars 🇳🇴
she just roasted u bro

bianca removed iron man from the group chat.

matty 💞
you all don't really like your friend, do you?

sarina
sometimes

lars 🇳🇴
no

bianca
he's a tiny bit shady

lars 🇳🇴
*hella shady

bianca

sarinaugh i'll talk to him

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sarina
ugh i'll talk to him

lars 🇳🇴
girl you keep talking to him
there is zero respect there

matty 💞
he's right

sarina
yeah but he's been my best friend since the dawn of fucking time okay
and it's probably better if you become friends w him lars
he might put in a good word w cami

lars 🇳🇴
u right
do what you gotta do

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