i'm never touching a dick, because i'm afraid of the germs

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roses are red,
i'm writing this while sick.
whatever i do, i'll never touch a dick.
not because i can't,
not because it's slightly illegal
and not because i'm gay (i'm not)
rather, i'm afraid of the poison lying inside the prick.
i'll do anything not to get meningococcal disease!

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