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Warning: Language, mentions to illness

Keith: I'd feel awkward if I didn't start this.

Lance: Eh. So would I. You caught me at a good time, though.

Keith: How so?

Lance: I'm alone for the next few hours. Not sure why.

Keith: Huh.

(Allura is calling)

Keith: Hey, princess. How's it going?

Allura: Oh. It's fine. I found a place with Romelle. Plus, she found a job at a makeup counter as a department store.

Keith: Makeup, huh? I figured as much.

Lance: Could she do mine sometime?

Romelle: Huh. I don't see why not. When are you available?

Lance: Well-

(Coran is calling)

Lance: Coran! What the hell is on your lips?

Coran: It's a stain of some sort. Ayre did my makeup for me. Ze was doing hirs, so I asked if ze could do mine.

Lance: Long story short...

(Matt is calling)

Matt: Coran! Holy shit! You look amazing! How's Ayre?

Coran: Ze are doing great!

Matt: Sweet! I would really like to meet... them sometime.

Coran: Hir? Sure. I'll let hir know.

Krolia: Keith, give me the phone real quick. Hey, Matt.

Matt: Yo...

(Shiro is calling)

Shiro: What's up? How's the ring holding up?

Matt: It's doing great! I love the moonstone! I'm just not wearing it around my folks. Not until I tell them.

Shiro: That's cool. I understand.

Pidge: Is that Shiro?

Matt: There's a whole bunch of people here.

Pidge: nice.

Shiro: What's up, lil' trooper?

Pidge: Shut up. Anyways, I'm tired. Just in a mood for coffee. You?

Krolia: Hey, Pidge? Any better than yesterday?

Pidge: So far, not really. But, I did sleep for 15 hours, so that's a feat.

Keith: Fucking superb you funky little gremlin.

Matt: HEY. No one but me calls Pidge a gremlin.

(Hunk is calling)

Hunk: Yo. I made calzones.

Matt: Sick. Bring em over later.

Hunk: Are you doing what I think you're doing tonight?

Matt: Oh yeah...

Pidge: I swear, if I smell weed from my room tonight, you're not sleeping. I'm already on thin fucking ice.

Matt: When do I do science in my room? Ever?

Allura: Well, I'm off. Romelle would appreciate my help.

(Allura hangs up)

(Coran hangs up)

Pidge: Oh what the fuck?!

(Keith hangs up)

Lance: You alright?

Pidge: ...I'm still feeling that cinnamon roll from yesterday.

Matt: Go.

Lance: What's going on?

Matt: I might call back and explain.

(Matt hangs up)

Shiro: Well, shit. I need to be productive now.

(Shiro and Lance hang up)