Sonia: I heard if you don't sit in a chair properly you're gay.
Kazuichi: But I don't sit in a chair properly.
Sonia: Congratulations, you're gay.
Bonus:
Sonia: Why'd I say it like it was a reward?
Kazuichi: Because it is.
Sonia: Congrats, you're not one of those straight people (Jk I love you all)