ғᴀʟʟɪɴ' ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ - ᴛ. ʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅ

𝟑𝟓|𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆'𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒈 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

WE ARE FAMILY 🎶
GROUP CHAT
4 PARTICIPANTS
MOMMA BEAR 🐻❤️  FATHER👱🏼‍♂️ BRO🤘🏼 SAV💁🏼‍♀️

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
where are you guys?

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
we're on our way
don't worry

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
trust me she's not worrying
just jumping off the walls
with excitement
so the normal

BRO🤘🏼:
may God bless you🙌🏻

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
i'm still trying to figure out how you guys married each other
you guys have literally nothing in common

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
i ask myself the same thing every day🤦🏼‍♂️

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
DAVID!😡

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
sorry honey 😬

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
someone's in the dog house 😂

BRO🤘🏼:
we all know that will be you the moment you step foot in the house

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
speaking of which
how is tom?

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
here we go again🤦🏼‍♂️

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
he's good
a bit nervous though

BRO🤘🏼:
he's more than just a bit
have you seen him recently?

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
i'm literally right next to him

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
don't be doing anything inappropriate

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
OMG MOM🤭

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
now i really want to meet this kid

BRO🤘🏼:
you should

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
noah stop making it sound like he's a horrible person!
we haven't even done anything!

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
sweetie we all know that's a lie

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
yeah i'm not buying it either

BRO🤘🏼:
i love this group chat so much 😂

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
i'd be careful if i were you
i can easily turn the tables on you
you and i both know I can

BRO🤘🏼:
i'm just going to slowly back away now ✌🏼

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
my children concern me

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
i've been concerned since the day they were born

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
HEY!

BRO🤘🏼:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

MOMMA BEAR🐻❤️:
oh hey
look it's a deer

FATHER👱🏼‍♂️:
oh i see it too

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
mom?

BRO🤘🏼:
dad?

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
did they just leave us?

BRO🤘🏼:
i think they just did

SAV💁🏼‍♀️:
oh well
we're almost there anyways

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Their parents are savages
October 13, 2018