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Wifey 💍:
I watch the video Ariana made for Breathin' about her baby pig
And now I want a baby pig

Daddy 👶:
U already have one

Wifey 💍:
Oh, right. I have u

Daddy 👶:
Yeah, no, I meant Jems but okay

James:
Fuck off

Wifey 💍:
U fuck off

James:
On it

James left the conversation

Daddy 👶:
Why is he so scared of u tho?

Wifey 💍:
Remember when he dropped my book and I beat him?

Daddy 👶:
Ye

Wifey 💍:
Since then he's scared of me

Daddy 👶:
Wow

Wifey 💍:
Back to that baby pig
Can I get one?

Daddy 👶:
No

Wifey 💍:
Excuse me?!

Daddy 👶:
I mean...yes, you can

Wifey 💍:
That's what I wanted to hear
And Nate is crying sooo

Daddy 👶:
On it

Wifey 💍:
I should buy a crib for the pig like Ari did
Lmfao everyone thought she secretly had a child

Daddy 👶:
Really?! Lol

Wifey 💍:
Yup
She posted a selfie on IG and the crib was seenable in the background and everyone started freaking out that Ari and Pete have a child but then she explained that it was for her pig

Daddy 👶:
Lmao
I never heard of someone buying a crib for their pig but okay

Wifey 💍:
Me neither but let's state the obvious...it's cute

Daddy 👶:
Ye
Is Eli with u?

Wifey 💍:
Yeah, she's watching the TV in our room

Daddy 👶:
Oh okay
I didn't see her in her crib

Wifey 💍:
I'm teaching her what's real good Disney movie

Daddy 👶:
Is she watching Lion King?

Wifey 💍:
Yup
That's my fav, don't judge

Daddy 👶:
I like that too

Wifey 💍:
Good.

Daddy 👶:
Can I bring Nate too?

Wifey 💍:
Ofc

Daddy 👶:
Oh, he fell asleep so I'll put him back in his crib

Wifey 💍:
Well, okay

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