Number 1: she won't let me watch bird documentaries in the living room
Number 2: She took my fucking birds once and I had to track them down. I hates when she did that so I punched her in the face.
Number 3: She's just stupid
Number 4: she is a good punching bag
Number 5: she does not like birds
Number 6: she is probably jealous of my beautiful feathered mamals
Number 7: she is ugly.
