noodle fic

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Parker and DJ were at school one day and Parker goes "hey DJ You beautiful piece of fuck"

He pauses letting DJ get moist at the beautiful nickname

"let's get sum fuck daddy" (insert lenny face)

They both grab they're bags and leave Mrs. Clair is like THE HELL YOU GOING
and Parker flips her off

She desinergrates

They walk to the closet cause that's were all the gays belong.

DJ gets on his knees as if he needs to cause that boy a shorty

He goes yes daddy as he sucketh Le dick

Slurp slurp

Then Parker remembers, he has ramen noodles in his bag. You know cause he's a weird mother fricker
(no swearing on my Christian Minecraft server)

He gets the noodles and DJ moans in happiness his peeper is super happy about the noodles
Oh the spices~

He thinks

Parker puts the noodles in his portable microwave warming them to the limit.

"steamy" DJ whispers

Oh it's so good.

Parker gets the noodles and pulls out the longest one, once he's turned and is already ready pubes bushy as Bob ross's hair

"Oh yeah" Parker moans taking the noodles by the end.

DJ is already bended over and Parker thinks for a moment.

"no"
He's says

DJ becomes confused standing up right

"I have a better idea!"

He exclaims

Parker pulls DJ toward him readying the noodle at his pecker.

Then suddenly Grayson opens the door to get his lasagna. What the fuck,  he thinks.

Then jealousy

Why didn't they invite him, he runs away crying.

DJ quickly locks the door.

Then Parker shoves the noodle up his pee pee hole UWU

DJ cries out in yummy nesses

Oh so good! He cries repeatedly as Parker pushes it deeper getting his other hand and entering it in his bottom hole UWU

He pushes the noodle as far as he can until he feels it in his other hand.

He pulls the noodle through before slurping it whole, delicious.

DJs dick is inside out by now. So Parker decides to help.

Parker puts his lips to his ass like he's about to blow a 5$ prostitute. Or a balloon.

Pop

It's back

DJ makes no sound.

He is dead.

Then Parker fucks the body, but we don't need those details.

After Parker is done he decides to do one last thing. Grayson's lasagna.

Parker finds it on the back self under a dildo.

And he eats every delicious bite, so cheesy Yum.

Did I mention he had the dildo up his ass, so good.

And that's all

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