'They are fighting over something valuable that was stolen. To be precise: a lightning bolt.'
I laughed nervously. 'A what? '
'Do not take this lightly,' Chiron warned. 'I'm not talking about some tinfoil-covered zigzag you'd see in a second-grade play. I'm talking about a two-foot-long cylinder of high-grade celestial bronze, capped on both ends with god-level explosives.'
'Oh.'
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PJO Funnies - The Lightning Thief
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