nicholas: guess what guys
wyatt: what idiot
nicholas: i'm really bored so i think i might go put some forks in the microwave for a 45 seconds
jack: bitch you gonna die
nicholas: uh no i won't i can't die
jaeden: klaus who
jaeden: anyways one time i was making roman noodles and i forgot to put water in the bowl and well
jaeden: rip
nicholas: i don't want to hear any of you calling me stupid again
jaeden: it was one time you're the one putting metal in the microwave on purpose
nicholas: uh yeah because unlike you guys i know what fun is
jeremy: there is a fine line between fun and dangerous
nicholas: uh no they're the same thing
sophia: that thinking is gonna get you kilt
jack: kilt
chosen: go listen to my new song guys
jake: love that self promo
nicholas: you can't tell me what to do thot
jack: i listened to it and it has me whipped
finn: was u thinking about me while listening to it
jack: no ew
chosen: we know who wyatt was thinking about while listening to it
wyatt: who said i listened to it
chosen: w o w
