Hot Baldi x Principal and Audrey x Ashlyn smut!!1!!!!1

Part 1

    (AN: This isn't ment to be taken seriously)  

Also if you don't know who Audrey and Ashlyn are 

Here's Audrey

And here's Ashlyn

okay anyways time to start this pain

Baldu is walking to school sad :(  

Baldu went into the school and saw Ashley and audrey being in love. . .

it sickened him seeing them happy

So

He gave them f's

Of course they comlaines

But then he smacked them and then. . .

The peincipapappapal

Apeared

Heeeeeyyyyy

He said

If your gonna snack someone it should be me he said with his face turning into a lennyface

Baldu said ok

And then baldu smacked the hacking life outta prince

It was hot

So when baldu left

He could not stop thinking about priciple

And so he crept to his house

And watched him sleep

Until sunrise

Then baldu not being sad went to school and was waiting for the principal

When the principal appeared baldi told him to turn around

So principal did as told and baldi and him bleeped during the whole school

Everybody was having fun because the principal and baldu weren't their

And when they left. . .

Baldu FACKIN VORED THE PRINCIPAL AND THEPRINCIPAL LUKE IT LIKE WOOOT

So the baldi looked faaat

Now at udreys house. . .

Audrey said ". . ."

Ashlyn said ". . ." 

protagonist said "Perfect now all we need is ashlyn"

Audrey looked at ashlyn

Ashlyn nodded

they started looking at the cameras in the principals office and saw...

stuff

And for some reason the were ok with this

And just kept watching

Wierdoes

So anyways

Back to baldi and the principal

Baldu had to pop out the principal

And for some reason the principal seemed ok with this

Teh next daaata

Baldi passed out work

Audrey and ashlyn ate it

Baldi was angry and wanted to snack them

Then audrey and ashlyn makeout cause this is a fanfic we cant have anyone not make out

So baldu went to eat food

Then the principal walked in and started inhaling baldu's one and only wig

Baldi watched

And then they smashed again

Ashlyn recorded it

Audrey watched

Asglyn ate Audrey's flower crown

And audrey ate ashlyns flower

And now they are even

Playtime ate food

The Bully called them gay

Baldu tortured bully

And the principal allowed it

And then baldu ate the principals wierd goop

Baldu threw up and a baby was in the barf

And now they have a child

If you want to see part 2 wait one day for it

(or not if Galactic_Glitch posts it on discord)