(AN: This isn't ment to be taken seriously)
Also if you don't know who Audrey and Ashlyn are
Here's Audrey
And here's Ashlyn
okay anyways time to start this pain
Baldu is walking to school sad :(
Baldu went into the school and saw Ashley and audrey being in love. . .
it sickened him seeing them happy
So
He gave them f's
Of course they comlaines
But then he smacked them and then. . .
The peincipapappapal
Apeared
Heeeeeyyyyy
He said
If your gonna snack someone it should be me he said with his face turning into a lennyface
Baldu said ok
And then baldu smacked the hacking life outta prince
It was hot
So when baldu left
He could not stop thinking about priciple
And so he crept to his house
And watched him sleep
Until sunrise
Then baldu not being sad went to school and was waiting for the principal
When the principal appeared baldi told him to turn around
So principal did as told and baldi and him bleeped during the whole school
Everybody was having fun because the principal and baldu weren't their
And when they left. . .
Baldu FACKIN VORED THE PRINCIPAL AND THEPRINCIPAL LUKE IT LIKE WOOOT
So the baldi looked faaat
Now at udreys house. . .
Audrey said ". . ."
Ashlyn said ". . ."
protagonist said "Perfect now all we need is ashlyn"
Audrey looked at ashlyn
Ashlyn nodded
they started looking at the cameras in the principals office and saw...
stuff
And for some reason the were ok with this
And just kept watching
Wierdoes
So anyways
Back to baldi and the principal
Baldu had to pop out the principal
And for some reason the principal seemed ok with this
Teh next daaata
Baldi passed out work
Audrey and ashlyn ate it
Baldi was angry and wanted to snack them
Then audrey and ashlyn makeout cause this is a fanfic we cant have anyone not make out
So baldu went to eat food
Then the principal walked in and started inhaling baldu's one and only wig
Baldi watched
And then they smashed again
Ashlyn recorded it
Audrey watched
Asglyn ate Audrey's flower crown
And audrey ate ashlyns flower
And now they are even
Playtime ate food
The Bully called them gay
Baldu tortured bully
And the principal allowed it
And then baldu ate the principals wierd goop
Baldu threw up and a baby was in the barf
And now they have a child
If you want to see part 2 wait one day for it
(or not if Galactic_Glitch posts it on discord)
YOU ARE READING
Hot Baldi x Principal and Audrey x Ashlyn smut!!1!!!!1
HumorGalactic_Glitch wrote this in my discord server and I just had to post it here I'm so sorry