"Naina please mujhe bacha lo please please please" pleaded Rajveer.
"No no no... Tumhare karmo ka tokra hai tum khud uthao... Mujhe in sab me involve mat karo" she denied.
"Yar aise mat bolo, please help me, mein tumhara hone wala jeeja hu, acha lagta hai jab wo vishwa Mohini mujhe chedti hai" again he pleaded.
"Tumhara kia dhara hai kyu pange liye uss se ab bhugto"
"Yaar dekho tumhara jitna mann kare mujhe ched lo.. mein uff tak nahi karunga but mujhe Mona se bacha lo.. mujhse ab saha nahi ja raha hai".
"Mera chedna seh lia jata hai but uska nahi itni biasednes kyu?"
"Yar uske chedne se ne kuch kuch hota hai tum nahi samjhogi" he said in his typical Rajveer style.
"Sala tharki.. tu nahi sudhrega , mein nahi karti koi help welp."
"Sorry sorry... aisa mat bolo mein tharki nahi hu you know that agar aisa hota to ab tak virgin na hota and you also know ki mere pas bahot se mauke the but meine aisa kuch nahi kia... I know how to respect girls" he tried one more time "dekho meine tumhe uss din gundo se bachaya na aj tumko mujhe Mohini.. I mean Mona se bachana hoga please.. pretty please" he gave her a puppy look.
She thought for a while "thik hai mein tumhari madadat kar deti hu because mein kisi ka karz nahi rakhti."
"Yess" he puched in air.
"Jaise zeher, zeher ko kat-ta hai loha lohe ko kat-ta hai usi tarah seduction, seduction ko kategi".
"Kaise.." he was confused.
"Bewakoof... Pass aoo btati hu".
"Oye.. help karne ke bahane mera fayeda utha ne ki koshish" he said dramatically.
"Tujhe jaan bachani hai ya mein Mona ko idea du tujhe tang karne ka?" She was annoyed.
"Ok ok ata hu" rest is in whisper.
"Wahh idea to acha hai magar tumhe lagta hai ki ye kaam karega?"
He was doubtful.
"100℅... 2ghante baad plan execute karna thik sabke so jane ke baad."
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12:25 A.M.
They were standing outside Mona's bedroom "Naina I think wo so gayi hogi.. bekaar mein bechari pareshaan ho jayegi hum kal ate hai na".
"Ha kyu nahi kal to wo tumhare liye bahein bichaye baithi hogi na... Idiot aise kaam raat mein kiye jate hai wo koi bewakoof nahi hai tumhari intentions ek chutki mein jaan jayegi agar kal gaye to... Wo kehte hai na kal kare so aj kar, aj kare so ab.. jao putra andar jao... And ha vijaye bhawa." Saying this Naina left from there.
"Chal Rajveer billi ke gale me ab to ghanti bandani padegi" he knocked on the door after a minute or 2 door gets open.
"Rajveer tum is waqt, itni raat ko yaha kya kar rahe ho wo bhi mere kamre ke bahar?" She was confused.
"Actually tumhari yaad arahi thi". He said hidding his nervousness.
"Aj suraj raat mein kaha se nikal pada.... Khair jo bhi ho raat bahot ho chukichai abhi tum jao." She was going to close the door when Rajveer stopped her.
"Nahi nahi" he said loudly.
"Shhhh..... dheere sab jag jayenge" .
"Ahh wo mera matlab tha..
Wo i .. mean..." He was confused what to say then and idea stuck him "hann..... Abhi na jao chor kar.. ke dil abhi bhara nahi...." He started singing.
"Huh..." she was Confused with his sudden change of behaviour.
"Abhi abhi to ayi ho bahar ban ke chaaii ho... Ye shaam dhal to le zara .. nashe ke ghut pe to loon...."
