Girl: He broke your heart!?
Girl 2: Yeah! But don't go crazy with it!".
Girl: *already has ex bf head, Covered in blood, has a chainsaw and blood everywhere*.. To late?..
Girl 2: Ugh..
Girl: I didn't go crazy! I just ran his body over 15 times, Cut 1 of his arms off with a chainsaw, Shove a stick in his eyes, Busted his $(#;8, Burried him for 25 minutes, Stabbed him, Threw his body in a meat grinder and use his head as a mask. *smiles innocently*
Girl 2: ....
Girl 2: This is why we are best friends..
