Problems of a bookworm

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When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.

When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come

When I was 12, my satyr did not show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.

If Gandalf won't come to take me on a quest when I'm 50, then I don't know what to do with life anymore.