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Marco: this group is dead as fuck

FeelDog: we're NOT dead

FeelDog: we're MEDITATING

Daewon: No, we're dead FeelGod

Daewon: *Dog

FeelDog: TAKE THAT BACK YOU GODDAMN MOFO

FeelDog: I AM god

FeelDog: I have godly powers

Hansol: wAIT

Hansol: we still exist?

Hansol: d- didn't USB disband a long time ago?

FeelDog: SHUT THE FUCK UP HANSOL

FeelDog: call us USB again and I'll throw you in the trash

Hansol: been there done that

Hojung: have you been thrown in a trash can before?

Hansol: yes

Hansol: SM entertainment

Kijoong: well boo hoo bitch

Kijoong: that's where you belong

Daewon: KIJOONG?? YOU'RE ALIVE??

Kijoong: BITCH EXCUSE ME??

Kijoong: I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN UGLY ASS ZOMBIE THAT JUST GOT ASS FUCKED BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO INSULT ME-

Daewon: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Daewon: whatta bitch

Chan: DAEWON???

Chan: I guess being jobless DID change him

Daewon: IM NOT JOBLESS

Marco: we're all jobless

Jun: we're just taking a break, that's all

Euijin: you know, me and my ex also "took a break"

Euijin: it ended up with us breaking up

Euijin: UNB IS GOING TO BREAK UP

FeelDog: NO, I'm going to hold this goddamn group together

Hojung: you can't even hold yourself together

Hojung: you're a mess honey

Chan: a big mess

Kijoong: no, he's a TINY mess

FeelDog: go back to your basement Kijoong

Marco: I fucjing HATE being jobless

Marco: GIVE US A GODDAMN COMEBACK

Chan: stop Marco, we're not actually THAT jobless so saying that you're tired of being "jobless" is an insult to actual jobless people aka mr. Lee Geon

Jun: Lee Geon is NOT jobless, I saw him at the local McDonald's

Daewon: Nope, the man is JOBLESS

Euijin: I miss Chan's screeching and FeelDog's constant talking

FeelDog: yOU THREW A FLIP FLOP AT ME AND TOLD ME TO SHUT UP

Hansol: well in his defense, he was just being asian and was staying true to his culture

Jun: I never got whopped by my parents

Jun: Chan does it instead

Chan: I only hit you when you say something stupid

Jun: you do it all the time

Chan: exactly, everything coming from your mouth is stupid, even your breathing

Chan: but you hit me too

Jun: only when you do stupid shit

Chan: you hit me ALL the time

Jun: that's because your existence is stupid honey

Marco: are you sure you love each other?

Jun: fuck yeah

Chan: I wouldn't trade him for a thing

Hojung: your relationship is lowkey kinky as hell

Kijoong: please stop saying disgusting shit

Kijoong: I'm literally a FETUS

Euijin: a gigantic fetus

Kijoong: I'm a titan

Daewon: attack on Kijoong

Hojung: leave the group please-

Daewon: what group? We're basically disbanded-

FeelDog: SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP