Me: Hey Vinnie! Can you come here for a second?
Vinnie: Yes?
Me: It's your turn!
Vinnie: Aww, thank you.
Would You Rather?
*Bake a seven layer cake or a dirt cake*
Vinnie: What's dirt cake?
Me: It's a cake with Oreo cookie tops that are crushed into pieces and sometimes people put gummy worms on top.
Vinnie: Ohh, wow. I think I would rather bake a Seven Layer cake.
Me: But can we make a dirt cake to pull a prank on The Fox?
Vinnie: Sure, we can. But I need help because I am not very good with cooking.
Me: Of course I'll help you! You're the Wiz!
Vinnie: ☺️
*We go to the spare kitchen to make a dirt cake*
Paul Stanley: What are you guys doing?
Me: We're making a dirt cake so we can pull a prank on Eric Carr.
Paul Stanley: Are these...gummy worms?
Vinnie: Yeah, they go on top.
Eric Singer: You know what would be even more hilarious?
Me: No, what?
Eric Singer: *laughs quietly* Wait here, I'll be right back.
*Catman #2 sneaks outside and grabs a bucket*
Vinnie: Uhh..is that...?
Eric Singer: Yep! 😀
Me: He's gonna be so grossed out...*laughs softly*
*Skip time period to about two hours later*
Eric Carr: Mmmm...something smells good.
Me: Hey Fox! We made you a special treat!
Gene: Okay, what is it?
Me: Ace, can you tie a blindfold around the Fox's face and head, please?
Ace Frehley: Sure thing, curly.
*Ace takes out a blindfold and tied it around the Fox's head and now his face is completely covered so Eric Carr can't see anything*
Eric Carr: What is it?! Please tell me! I can't wait!
Me: *laughs at how cute the Fox is being* Okay, here you go!
*puts the dirt cake on the table in front of Eric Carr*
Eric Carr: *sniffs it carefully* It smells like Oreos, but what's the finishing touches that's on top of everything else?
*Everbody in the audience is trying hard not to laugh*
Me: Take one spoonful bite and then we'll move forward...
Ace and Peter: *both snicker*
Eric Carr: OH MY GOD...Is this...earthworms?!
*the 🦊 takes off the blindfold*
Gene: Oh my god! He just ate real worms!
Eric Carr: GODDAMMIT! *runs to the spare bathroom to spit out the worms that were in his mouth*
*Everybody in KISS, except Eric Carr, are all laughing outloud*
*Some of us were rolling on the floor laughing*
Eric Carr: What was that for?!
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KISS plays Would You Rather? (1)
HumorKISS is going to be playing a game called would you rather?
