(From my tumblr)
Goggles: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute!
Aloha: Goggles no, that's not how you bake cookies.
Goggles: Floor it?!
Aloha: Goggles no!
Goggles: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND!
Aloha: GOGGLES! YOU'RE GOING TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE.
Goggles: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES!
Aloha: GOGGLES PLEASE!
Which is why Goggles isn't allowed to bake anymore, especially around Aloha
