Owner: psst hey -taps cat- kitty kitty kitty hey hey Sylvester
Cat: whaaaaat?!
Owner: hey guess what?!
Cat: IIIII don't give a shit
Owner: oh come on
Cat: get out!
Owner: I'm just seriously something awesome happen today
Cat: nooooo-yawns-
Owner: no listen I'm just gonna say guess what and all you have to say is what
Cat: what?
Owner: my friends dog had puppies I brought one home we have a dog
Cat: for real?
Owner: yeah she's in the living room she so cute come check her out
Cat: fuuuuuuck
Owner: oh you guys'll be friends seriously you gotta give her a chance you don't even like dogs at all
Cat: no
Owner: please come on
Cat: shit
Owner: come look at her
Cat: noooooo
Owner: but she's so cute please
Cat: get out!
Owner: don't you ever tell me to get out of my house come on you guys'll be friends
Cat: noooo!
Owner: your being a real asshole
Cat: yup
