“Hay, bby, what took u so long?” Ryan asked as da partner 2 his very own otp walked in2 their apartment.
“Oh, u no, hte show waz q uite busy 2nite,” Daniel saif as he plopped d0wn on2 their pink couch.
Ryna trned off th tap n dried hiz hands, strutting ovet 2 da couch. “Hmm,” he hummed as he sat bside hiz tummy, stroking hiz hair, “r u sure dat’s da reason y ur l8 2nite??? Ur nevr l8 like dis, Dannycake.”
“Yh, it ran l8r tha n expectedd, Rosie,” Dan iel said as he rolled hiz eye s.
“W/e. Anywhp, how waz it, Toshiepoo????”
Da niel sat up 2 kiss Rnyan on da lips. “Groovy, bby, v groovy.”
“Hehehehe!!!1!!” Ryann giggled liek da littl skool gurl he waz.
“U r such a qt wen u turn in2 a tomato,” he loled n kissed Ryna again.
Ryan leaned in2 da kiss n kissed Danile bak. He <3ed hiz Toshiepoo lots. Daniel reached up 2 kup Ryan;s face, movin hiz liperoonies fastr dan da day hiz TV show went downhill,,, Ryna gasped 4 air n den went back in 4 da catch, Donnie. Daniel loled agen n cntinued 2 work hiz mojo on ryan, movin along fastur than da beat of hiz hart.
“hEEEYYYYY YOUNG BLOOD,” Danile shouted as he pul;ed away frm da kiss.
“Wat da fuk, Danie;??” Ryann slappef him.
“#SorryNotSorry,” he slammrd hiz lipz in2 Ryana’s.
Rysn weaved hiz fingerz into Dnaiel’s hurr, hummin at da touch of Dniel’s hand on hiz leg.
“Hey, Rynabear???” Daniel growlrd in a low voise,,
“Ys, Dannycake??”
Danile leaned in besdie Ryan’s ear, makin Ryna shivet all thrioughout hiz bod. “I’ve got more wit, a bettur kiss, a hotter tOuch, ab etter fuc k den ani boy u’ll ever meet, sweetie u had mee.”
“dANIELLLLL,” Ryna gasped, “Kiss mi like 1 of ur French gurls!!1!”
“Lolz, I’m gay,” Daniel sed.
“W/e, Gof.” Rayn kissd Danil agen, hard n passiomately.
Daniel wrappef hiz lanky arms, which had h Orrible farmers tans, aroung ryan’s waist., He pullef da gay boy back down on2 da fluffy, punk couch, not 1ce pullin away from da kiss. Ryab was practically eatin Danil e’s face off whe n da doorbell rang.
“NOBODY IS HOMEEEEEEEE,” Ryan shou ted, muffled agaisnt da Tosh guy’s fac e.
“Oh, frick, no 1’s home, I should probably leave den so I won’t waste me time. I’ll see if Ryan’s home l 8r, thennn,” da voice said n turned away frmo da door n walkd away.
Ryna recognized da voice. It was Bden. A sinlge tear ran dowm hiz cheek as he continued 2 kiss Daniel. Dannypie wiped away the tear with hiz thumb, kupping his fayc 1ce more. Dey continued wit what seemed 2 b a 193785794573678654 years long incredibly sexc make out sesh. Ryna reached down 2 danieal’s pants n grabbed hiz belt. Dannypoo smirked in2 da kiss as Ryam started 2 unbuckle it, den moved on 2 hiz button, n den hiz fly. Ryab pulled away from Dabiel with a pant n moved slowly down to hiz jeans, smirking as he grabbed da rim of hiz pants, lightly tuggin dem off of da Tosh. All of a sudden, Rysn herad a sownd. He turnd arownf n saw dat Dannybear’s attention waz turned toward da TV, hearin Daniel lol at hiz show dat’s on da TV, Tosh.O.
“Wtf Daniel, I thought u were gay?!” Ryna hizzed.
“Lol yh babe I am but I’m straight lolz,” he said 2 da TV, “hey, Ryna, dis part waz amaze. I tried not 2 lol during dis part bc filmin it but, get dis, I COULDN ’T!! LMAO!!!111!1!”
“Fuk u, Daniel, dat’s not very homosexusl of u,” Ryrp slappef Daniel n hair flipped away, maekin hiz way out da back nonexistent door.
“Lolz, Ryebread? Remembur 2 close da gosh darn door wen u leave!” Toshiepoo sed as he loled at himself on da TV, “OMG DIS WAS DA P ART WHERE I GAVE A WeB REDEMPTION 2 NASH GRIER LOLZ HE LOOKE D SO STUPIF DAT DAY!!! LMAO WAT AM I SAYIN HE LOOK STUPID ERRYDAY!! LOLZ!!”
And dat’s about da time Ryan walkef away from, Daniel Tosh, wife of Brednon Ury of Picnic? At Da Dance Dance.
THE END
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