Partners In Crime // Carl Gallagher (COMPLETED)

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After a long soak in the bath and Fiona scrubbing her face with makeup remover, she was back to her usual self and sitting on Carl's bed, smoking a cigarette. "You looked hot earlier" he said while blowing smoke in her direction, she couldn't help but smile at him. "Y'know when we're older and not in contact anymore" she said as he shrugged. "I don't see that happening but go on" he said intrigued as she sighed."I feel like we'll be brought back together by a drug dealer or something. Something to do with crime" she said while looking at him, she was serious.

"We're not friends ? Why would we even want to see each-other ?" he asked as she laughed, a genuine laugh. "No really though, we won't be brought back together because of drugs. You're too good to stay in the ghetto" he said as she shook her head. "Nope, I know exactly what my life will be. I'll be here being a Milkovich whatever the fuck that means" she whispered as Carl handed her the cigarette in his hand. "Kev and V won't let you go down that path, if it does work that way, you have a great career on the corner ahead of you" he as she burst into another fit of laughter before raising her eyebrow. "It's not a path Carl. It's a curse. I already have a low IQ and I'm ready to start selling drugs. But you, you Gallagher's. You're all smart and Fiona wouldn't let you either" she said truthfully before inhaling as he shook his head. "You're not defined by your family Miss" he said softly as she looked down.

"I have a question for you" Carl said as she looked back up at him, ready to answer. "How would smuggle drugs into another state ? If we plan on getting involved with that drug dealer, we'll have to know" he asked as she paused to think, she had an answer in milliseconds. "Not sure, I'd need a plan, I'd need a car and I definitely wouldn't trust an idiot with a woman's job" she said as he furrowed his eyebrows. "A woman's job ?" he scoffed. "What ? You're saying I can't smuggle drugs, I'd do it better than you" she defended as he shrugged. "Fuck you" she whispered as they began play wrestling which was normal for them.

"Why do you think Vs mom is coming over" he asked as she shrugged. "Who knows" she said while lying back so her head was on his thigh. "What exactly did that Russian lady tell you ?" he asked as she looked up. "Why would you want to know ?" she said while biting her lip as he shrugged. "I'll know the mindset of a corner girl next time I get blown by one" he said while shrugging as she scoffed. "That's probably the most stupidest reason I ever heard" she said as he laughed. "So, uh, what's it actually like at Mickey and Mandy's" he asked as she looked up as the smoke left her mouth and flew into the air.

"What's with all the questions" she asked defensively as he shrugged. "No reason" he said as she looked at him with a serious expression. "You're not trying to find out to tell Fiona are you ?" she asked as he shook his head, she knew he wasn't lying. "Mickey knocked the Russian chick up. He's marrying her. Mandy promised me a ride on a real life motor cycle" she said as he nodded. "Cool" he said while taking the cigarette from her. "Mickeys getting married" Ian said from behind the door. "Yeah" she said while nodding. "To who ?" Ian said confused. "To Svetlana, she's a Russian whore" she said as Ian looked like he'd seen a ghost. "I need to um. I need to leave" he said as she stopped him. "I wouldn't worry really. I know dad was back for an hour last week. Could've arranged it" she said as Ian got up and ran out.

"Hope you two aren't getting into trouble or plotting any" Fiona said as she came in and took Carl's laundry basket. "What's with the smoke ?" she said in a stern voice as she pointed at the smoke starting to circulate the room. "You two better not be smokin" she said as Carl shook his head. "Never. Ian was just in here. He was. Probably just didn't leave the room" Carl said as Missy tried not to laugh. "You two better not be lying" she said as Carl shook his head. "When have I ever lied to you ?" he said trying to sound innocent but before he could they door opened downstairs and they heard voices

"That wouldn't be V already would it" Missy said as Carl told Fiona that she should check. The main reason he said it was because he had a lit cigarette behind his back and didn't want to leave any burn marks on the wall. "I'll be watching you two" she said before leaving the room leaving them alone. "That was so fucking funny" she said as he smiled. "Wonder who's downstairs ?" he said while taking one last puff of the cigarette before handing it to the girl who's head was resting on his thigh. "It's not Kev and V. You would've been called by now" he said as she nodded. "So we could just lie here" he said as she scoffed. "Yeah and do what ?" she said while letting the toxin rest between her lips. "The ladies say I'm good with my tongue" he began as she got up, jumped off the bed and threw the cigarette out the window.

"No way Carl Gallagher" she said as he looked at her confused. "You know you want to Miss. You can't resist me" he said as she shook her head. "I'm not being one of your little bitches. And besides as not friends. It wouldn't be appropriate" she said about to leave but he jumped down and walked beside her. "You realize that you never said you didn't want to. You just said you didn't want to because of my chicks" he said so she ignored him.

"Ah, here we go Sammi, meet my fifth born, sixth if we're including you, Carl and some girl the neighbours adopted, she basically lives here more than me, a healthy tax-paying American citizen thrown out for an orphan and a girl my son is in love with" Frank said h was standing with a blonde woman and a chubby child. "Ignore him" Carl whispered to her as she nodded. "I won't tell you again Frank. Get the fuck out" Fiona said, sternly.

"That's not a way to treat your sister" the girl introduced as Sammi said as Missy looked at Carl who just shrugged. "Carl this is Sammi. And your nephew, Chucky. Chucky that's your uncle Carl" Frank said as Carl looked confused. "Um. Okay" he said as he walked downstairs and into the kitchen.

"I'm an uncle" Carl said while opening the fridge and drinking from the carton of juice. "You're a half uncle" she added as he looked at her confused. "What does that mean ?" he said while putting the carton back and turning to look at her. "You didn't know. Monica isn't Sammis mom. But Frank is her dad which makes her your half sister" she tried to explain but Carl was too dumb to process it.

"Carl. Hey Carl" Sammi said while coming into the kitchen. "It's Carl isn't it?" she said as he nodded. "My boy. He's in your school and I was wondering if you could maybe keep an eye on him. He's easily bullied" she said as Carl nodded. "I know he is. I've thrown him in the trash multiple times" he said as Missy swatted him. "Yeah, well now you're going to look after him or else" she said as he looked at her, he wasn't afraid of her. "Numbchucks and condoms" he said as Sammi nodded not thinking twice about it

"Acting like she owns the place" Missy said while rolling her eyes as Mickey entered. "Missy ?" he asked, he was a mix of shocked and confused. "You don't live here" he barked as she nodded. "Correct, I don't, neither do you" she said as he shook his head. "So, why are you here ?" he asked but before she could answer he shrugged. "Actually I don't care, have you seen Ian, he, he, he uh wronged me" he said as Sammi appeared next to him. "Hey there" she said as he nodded unamused. "You seem like a rough type of guy. Mind you. I don't mind being bent over the dumpster" she said as he shook his head. "Missy who is this bitch ?p he said as she explained  she was Frank's daughter. "You two know eachother" she said while pointing at Mickey and Missy. "He's my older brother. He's engaged and going be a father. He also isn't into sl-actually never mind. He is" she said as Mickey looked at her disgusted.

"Your also just not my type" he said as she leant over the countertop. "Bet I could be" she said as he shook his head. "Try me" she whispered while biting her lip.
"Redhead" he began
"I am downstairs"
"Didn't need to know" Carl added
"Batshit crazy"
"Check"
"Packing nine inches"

He said as Sammi looked down unamused. "You're gay" Missy said confused as he gritted his teeth. "What did I tell you about asking stupid fucking questions" he practically shouted. "You said 9 inches. Last time I checked girls don't have nine inch anything" she said as he rolled his eyes. "It could be legs. I could've meant nails. I could've meant a nine inch nose not that's it's any of your business." He spat before running upstairs.

"I've got to go help Kev at the Albi. See you l-" she began but Carl grabbed her wrist and pulled her back. "Kev is with the girls. You're too young to work there and I know your just trying to avoid Carol" Carl said as she looked down and nodded. She'd never be enough to the woman.