Chaos On The Mind [JOKE] [DELTARUNE]

The First Sight

From the first time I saw you through those prison bars, I knew I had to make you mine. Those bright yellow eyes and that sexy jester's hat. The bells at the end of your hat gave me tingles in my groin region. When we finally got that cursed key and shoved it in the hole, a door appeared allowing entrance into my version of heaven.

I still said nothing, being the protagonist and all. Susie threatened you, and Ralsei simply tried be nice. But being the bad boy you are, you weren't takin' that shit. Hearing your voice from up close, I knew I wanted you inside my asshole.

Through every Pirouette, through every Hypnosis, I stared into your eyes. Your tired, beautiful, hollow, soulless eyes. By the second Hypnosis, I had a raging erection. Ralsei noticed immediately, trying to point it out to the damaged and angry Susie. She didn't care though, she just tried really hard not to clobber you. I would never instruct her to do such a thing to you.

"BYE BYE~!" You had said. Suddenly, Devilsknives were raining down from the sky(?), and I knew we were done for. I waved at you from below, and then quickly died from the complex attack.