being my crazy self I decided to bark at my gangster neighbores dogs while they were gone. this is how it went down
me getting annoyed that the dogs are barking
WOOF
dogs bark back
lul WOOF WOOF
dogs again bark back
this is the best way to wake up
three minutes later
OH NOEZ GIZZY GOT A THORNY THING IN HIS PAW!!! CALL AN AMBOOLANCE GUYS HALP!!!
gizmo still barks at me
WOOF WOOF WOOF *hears song burn (tiesto's club life remix)* NEVERMIND.
good day? besides the fact I almost choked on air it was. HOW DO I CHOKE ON AIR. IDK.
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