*texting between James and Sirius*
J initiate operation fawn
S what the fuck are you talking about prongs it's so early way to early for this bullshit
J PADFOOT FOCUS OPERATION FAWN, OPERATION ACTUAL PROOF THAT LILLY EVANS HAD SEX WITH ME. LETS GO ME US AT PORTLAND HOSPITAL
S oh shit for real ??
Yeah we're on out way give us like twenty minutes
J lilly said to tell Remus to bring the "pillow she likes with stripes and not to bother showing up without it"
S I can see the headlines now: godfather not present at birth of worlds greatest child ever because half asleep werewolf forgets "that pillow"
J PADFOOT just HURRY UP there is literally a BABY coming out of LILLY
Can they be born with glasses ?!? Oh god what if it has antlers or something
S for the love of merlin relax me and Remus are on our way
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