Something I wrote with someone when we were both high

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18/1/2018
Thursday

The one word story game
A Beautiful Work of Art by MintyStorms and Ya Boi Nickyosh

The alarm was ringing like a giant lion's roar. I screamed at my mother because of her aids that infected candles and rocks. My small collection of rotting humans were farting in harmony. I love waking up. Suddenly, Death flew in through my window and sat on my mum, crossing his bony arms. "So, son. When are you going to take me to see a marching cow?"

"Soon" I said while stroking the fridge. "WHAT!?" Said Satan, who happened to be floating around.
"I wanted to kill some innocent teenagers today". He started to eat the biggest teenager in history. "Not in the house, sweetie". Death exclaimed.
"Oh, why not?" asked Voldemort. "I brought some muggles for lunch". "I wasn't talking to you, no-nose," said Death. "Rude," No-nose said.

I started to throw unused condoms my father neglected on the roof, sighing. The pet demogorgan was hungry and started eating Voldemort's muggles. "NOOOOOOO!" screamed everyone. The demogorgan looked at Voldemort hungrily, and lunged forward to eat him. Everyone cheered. I wanted to run into my

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