SUBLIME ✧ the avengers

- five

( direct message with miyazakis ! )

stef
bro ur fucking whipped for her

loki
You don't think I already know that?!

Ugh, I'm a mess.

stef
welcome to the club, my guy

loki
Not only that, she said our love was merely platonic.

Are you sure she even likes me in that way?

stef
im so positive

if i have to hear her gush ab how much she wants u one more time, im gonna kill her, then u, then myself

loki
I would like to see you try to kill me.

stef
bet bitch

i'll snap ur fuckin neck dont u test me

loki
Mhm, sure.

stef
anyways, her dad's just hella protective of his "widdle pwincess"

loki
Yeah, no shit. He literally threatened me! What the hell am I supposed to do about that? Court her in secrecy?

stef
yeah do that,, yolo ✋🤪

loki
Please never say "yolo" ever again.

And hear me out, I may come off as some kind of asshole and frankly, I could care less about Stank but I have more respect than that.

stef
hehehe u called him stank lol

also how is dating her secretly disrespectful?

loki
It.. it just seems right to ask for her dad's permission before I date her.

stef
u old fashioned son of a bitch

might i remind u that this is the 21st century?

loki
I am aware of that, Captain Obvious.

stef
then ask her out pussy boi

loki
Who are you calling a pussy boi?

You barely have the guts to ask out the Spider Child.

stef

ur dead to me

loki

Also what the fuck, when did you take that picture of me?

I look disgusting.

stef
bold of u to assume i'll tell u 😌

but im so serious man, if u ask her out im 110% positive she'll say yes

loki
I will take that into consideration...