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Me- Jahseh didn't you tell me you were going to be outside at 10 for me to come and pick you up🤔🤔

Jah- i tlook a crab home

Me- tell me that's auto correct cause I know you ain't retarded Jahseh.

Jah- way u callings me retarted

Me- nigga you drunk asl

Jah- dis fine azz bich sat on me lap ands I puched that bich off nd said "I gwot a gwierlfriend."

Me- good job I guess🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂

Jah- i allso sween dis bich up dere and she was tworking so I twook off my shwuuu and hwit her on da azz with it and twold her "swit yo fhwat booty azz dwon."

Me- jahseh you shouldn't do things like that to people 😂😂

Jah- Stokeweelee had to pwull me off of somebwody because I was bweating they azz.

Me- why? 😂

Jah- bwcause they threw up on my shwooes.

Me- I woulda beat they ass too🤷🏻‍♀️😂🖤

Jah- but then stokeweelee told me that I threw up on my own shwoooes.

Me- smdh Jah 😴😂💀💀

Jah- I just swanna be home with you ma 😭
Me- ik Jahseh I want you to be home with me too😍😍😭🖤

Jah- then cwan u suq my diq??

Me- sure Jah 😂🤷🏻‍♀️🖤

Jah - ok imma finger myself now until I get home.

Me- ok then.... have fun fingering yourself 😂😂

Jah- i swill
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