I had just finished cleaning my kitchen and I bleach on my hands but I had to take a shit, so I guess my hand made contact with my ass so now my fucking asshole if on fire.
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My asshole burns
I had just finished cleaning my kitchen and I bleach on my hands but I had to take a shit, so I guess my hand made contact with my ass so now my fucking asshole if on fire.
