Capricorn And The Other Zodiacs Being Dumb

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Capricorn; S t o p associating me with other signs especially Cancer, Gemini,Pisces- their dumb and are cowards-

*zooms in on self turns red and tears up*

AND I AM NOT A COWARD --

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Scorpio; road work ahead?
Uh, yeah

*turns to libra whose recording*

I sure hope it does,

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Taurus; *on the fucking counter with a bottle of wine*

LeTs mCFREAKIN LOOSE IT-

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Pisces; today I'll be playing symphony number nine in G-minor.

*gag barf stock sound*
*inhales shapely and closes eyes*

O o h  m y  g o d-

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Aquarius; can we stop at McDonald's

Aries; dude theres food at the house

Aquarius; i f u c k i n g hate yall--

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Pisces; bitch ya better scramble like an egg before you get folded like a omel-UgUgh--

*gets pimp slapped hella hard by cancer*