(um sidenote: the things on top of the timestamps are group chat names)
Family 👪
Saturday 4:32 PM
jungkookie: noona!!
me: yes, jungkook
taetae: let's all go out to that fancy restaurant by the river for dinner tonight!!
me: what's the occasion
jungkookie: our friendship :)
me: lmao what
taetae: don't mind the reason!
taetae: let's go!!
me: who is going?
jungkookie: all of us!
joonie: i can't tonight, i'm eating dinner with parents
worldwide handsome: yeah, i made plans to meet up with my friends
hobi: i can go!!
me: so it's going to be jungkook, taehyung, hoseok, jimin, and i?
jungkookie: and yoongi hyung!!!
me: okie dokie
me: when should i be ready by?
taetae: yoongi hyung can pick you up around 7!!
yoonshit: why am i getting volunteered for things i didn't sign up for
me: fine, don't pick me up you hoe
yoonshit: shut up, be ready by 7
taetae: yay!
Family 👪
Saturday 6:42 PM
taetae: noona!
taetae: i'm sorry but something came up and i can't go anymore!!!
hobi: yeah me too :(
hobi: my parents want to go meet with me
jiminie: yeah, i can't either
jiminie: i'm feeling a bit under the weather
jungkookie: sorry noona!!
jungkookie: i can't either, i'm meeting with someone
yoonshit: fuck you all
me: weLL YOU COULD'VE FUCKING TOLD ME BEFORE I GOT ALL READY
taetae: yoongi hyung can still go :)))
yoonshit: i will strangle each and every one of you guys when i get back
me: lol why
yoonshit: none of your business
me: i guess since it's only me and yoongi going now, we don't have to go to such a fancy restaurant
jungkookie: but i made reservations!
me: lol wouldn't it be awkward to sit at a table for like 6 when only 2 of us are there
taetae: oh we were able to change it to two :)
me: really?
me: i heard it's hard to do that there
me: damn, you've got some powerful connections
