A/N: These are all true events that happened during my History Classes field trip to the Museum. Ft. My messed up friends.
📍Downtown Toronto, Canada.
*Driving Down the Crowded Downtown streets*
James: There's no parking. You gotta go like four years that way and walk.
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(My Personal Favourite)
Ang: It's pride month bitches. Watch out for the gays.
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Jack: Ugh! I hate how many people live here.
Monique: Jack would you live here?
Jack: Yeah.
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Morely: Are the Mongols from China?
Me: No. The Mongols are from Mongolia.
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Since I'm an actual child...
*Pretends to be God by jumping on a the map of the world on the ground*
Tour Guide: You just jumped on the worlds population in 1744 .
Me:....Good.
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James: Jordan you have to stop driving high it's unsafe.
Jordan: Actually I think I'm better when I'm high.
Me: It's an illusion dummy.
James: See Jordan? One day you're gonna Kill yourself or even worse someone else.
Jordan: Jameson. It's fine.
Jordan:....has anyone seen my Xanax?
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*sees a group of 12 year old boys walk by*
Jordan: They all look like dicks.
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*kid with Lime Green sweater passes by*
Tabby: Hey look! Mark Wazowski!
Ang: It's Mike.
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