Thursday- Day 5

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12:00 AM

"It's what Dwight? What's possibly in all those boxes?"

"I'm ashamed to admit this... but..."

"But what?"

"It's.... EVERY SINGLE ISSUE OF VOGUE MAGAZINE TO EVER EXIST IN EXISTENCE," he announced triumphanitly

"Why the heck would you order those Dwight?"

"Because I wanna be fashionable, it's good research."

"Ok."

9:14 AM-

"Angela did you plan Phylis's birthday party?"

"Yes of course I did Michael, I'm not an idiot."

"Ok. It's tomrrow"

"Oh my gosh Michael I KNOw! I'M the one who planned it!"

12:00 PM-

So can we eat lunch together or are you gonna freak out again?"

"Shut up Jim that was a onetime thing. Let's eat together."

"Ok cool Pam, let's go!"

"NO WAIT. I CAN'T DO IT"

"What. Really Pam? Why?"

"I'm sorry, it just... compromises the depths of my heart too deeply."

"But Pam I... love you."

"What?"

"Uh... lol what?"

3:19 PM-

"Ryan no. Stop"

"No."

"Yes!"

"Why?"

"Because!"

"But it will boost my self image."

"Exactly why you shouldn't do it dummy."

"Hey." He cried.

6:29 PM-

Hey Kelly here

My life sucks and Ryan won't NOTICE ME UGH WHY

Anyway byeeee

-Kelly

10:17 PM-

"HONESTLY, I WILL SUE THE CITY OF SCRANTON FOR NOT FIXING THIS TRAFFIC. I'M TIRED OF FUNYUNS, THEY SUCK." Kevin screamed to the void.

"...oh. Wait.... I'm not in traffic, I'm in a used car dealership LOL. no wonder there are so many cars!"

"..."

"... I'm out of gas"

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