Nonsense ... And Sense

Cheesy Pick-up Lines

These are so cheesy you need a grater

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

That's it for now 😂 🤗