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No one cares about a whole chapter filled with introductions so... EH

This is gon' be me talking about my opinions about THE GAME (update: it's not even about games anymore)

This is  I_Was_Fucking_Forced

And this is mah gurl, Chicken_Nugget69

Okay, personally, I think this game is awesome.

Don't we all though?

Yeah, you're right actually... OKAY, AS I WAS SAYING! I feel like this game shows a lot of things that are actually true in our society.

Well, abuse, harrassment, crimes, death, SUMO, drinking, betrayal, love, family, trust, character development, humanity, and a lot of 18+ shits.

Yeah, well, you're right in some ways but remember, we have Hank's son.

Yeah, Coal

No, Connor. And we also have Kara (low-key best mom) who makes my heart melt EVERYTIM---

Robo-Jesus

Wha-

YA'LL, MARKUS IS THE BEST CHARACTER---

I like Connor more ;-;

Fuck you, Markus is better.

Connor is more popular and DUH. Bryan Dechart?

Dude, Jesse Williams is hotter.

BULLSHIT!

IT'S FACTS, YOU MORON!

CONNOR IS AN ADORABLE AND PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAN! HE'S BETTER!

ELLIE, HE'S LITERALLY SENT BY CYBERLIFE TO KILL DEVIANTS-- AND THAT INCLUDED MARKUS, KARA, AND EVERYONE ON JERICHO! HOW'S HE PRECIOUS?!

FUCK YO---

<This Review is basically ruined by two fucking morons>

Game Graphics: 10/10

Game Controls: 10/10

Story: 8/10 (YO, WE NEED BACK STORIES TOO---)

Worth to Play?: Yes

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